Lion Tamer

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A circus owner runs an ad for a Lion Tamer and two people show up. One is an older retired golfer in his late sixties and the
other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.


The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion. He mauled and ate my last tamer,
so you two had better be good or you're history, Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who is going to try first ??

The girl says, "I'll go first."


She walks past the chair, the whip and gun and
steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and
begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.


The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick
and hug her entire body for several minutes and then
rests his head at her feet.


The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.


He says, "I've never seen a display like that in
my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks,

"Can you top that ?"

The tough old golfer replies,

"No problem, just get that damn lion outa there.


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