the wedding test

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the wedding test

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THE WEDDING TEST



I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend

and I had been dating for over a year, and so had been dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. There was only one

little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful

younger sister.



My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very

tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She

would regularly bend down when she was near

me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to

be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was

near anyone else.



One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was

alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she

had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.



Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if

you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'



I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned

and made a beeline straight to the front door. I

opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing

outside, all clapping!



With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and

said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our

little test. We couldn't ask for a better

man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
thru the mud and the blood.. to the green fields beyound
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lol :lol:
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Lmao Heard that one before.
Let us make war, since evidently, you have found peace intolerable.

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Post by Jimmy »

Come on Ouch was that for real?
If not, LMAO
If so, you are a better man than I
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ha ha

Post by Paul.nz »

That was good.I can imagine a room full of bouncers waiting in the bedroom to ummm redecorate the future husband.
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:lol: Finally! A joke that at the end is worth all the time it took to read it.


Bravo! :Beer:
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Post by Moving Target »

TriXsteR wrote::lol: Finally! A joke that at the end is worth all the time it took to read it.


Bravo! :Beer:
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:tongue: Haha you know it man
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