new lyrics

Ouch · Post by **Ouch** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:02 am

FAVORITE THINGS

New words for an old song From The Sound of Music's "A Few of My Favorite Things":

Maalox and nosedrops and needles for knittin',
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittin's,
Bundles of magazines tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs, cataracts, hearing aids, glasses,
Polident, Fixodent, false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
Then I remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad

Hot tea and crumpets,
and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food
and no food with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads
and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains,
confused brains,
and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures
and hair that is thinnin'.
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
THEN I REMEMBER THE GREAT LIFE I'VE HAD
AND THEN I DON'T FEEL SOOO BAAAD.

TMT MEDAL OF HONOR MODDING · Post by **ViPER** » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:06 am

Ouch - your too young for this

Hloudowig · Post by **Hloudowig** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:22 pm

Ouch,

I don't know where you get these

But keep'em coming !!!

Cowlitz River · Post by **Cowlitz River** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:58 pm

Yes please.... perhaps you could sing it next time your on TS! somebody should start a poll about this.

Ouch · Post by **Ouch** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:36 am

yeah .. no..wont happen, i cant sing, trust me on that, i sound like a wounded animal