<TWL> The War Legends

Today a car come into work with a few problems i have to share with you.
A guy lost his car keys and he thought they were in the car so he broke the right side 1/4 light window glass to get inside the car without costing too much.Unfortunatly he couldn't reach the door lock so he broke the other side 1/4 window glass to see if that worked.At this point he realized his left and right arms were the same length and now he has 2 broken windows.He then broke the passengers rear window to get to the door lock which was successfull but unfortunatly his car has deadlocks so the doors still couldn't open but he got access and found no keys.
Later that night his wife arrived home and he had to explain it which must have been funny.Unfortunatly when his wife went out she took his keys by mistake and they were in her handbag.

So now us males know if you cant find your keys,mountain bike,golf clubs,kitchen sink or electric drill...Before you do anything stupid look in your wifes handbag.Oh yea he is english do i need to say more..

ROTFLMAO, Ya, can't beat-um or kill-um whats a Daddy got to do to get some respect

Rule one always call the wife to make sure she doesnt have a extra set of keys before killing the car. :D

Don't you know by now that most women have just about everything in their handbags ROFLMAO...now the guy has to pay to fix 3 windows..LOL...



Mary