Namanation wrote:Hello, I just found this in my mail box and it says if I dont introduce myself within 72 hours ill be banned. Im sorry im a little late since this was sent last Aug.
Anyway Im Namanation and Ive been a member of this board since late 2007. Ive been in this clan since early 2004 I think it was, so me introducing myself just proves the massive inteligence I posses
Well how nice!
Three little ol ladies sitting on a Savannah park bench, one on the end leaned over to the others and said.
In slow Southern Style: "My husband treats me so nice, he send me to Europe and the Orient, I get to travel anywhere I like."
The one in the middle says "Well how nice."
The opposite one speaks up and says, "My husband treats me nice too, he buy me furs and diamonds, he buys me anything I desire."
The middle one says "Well how nice." But only silence remains. So she is asked, "Honey, dosen't your husband treat you nice?"
She responds, "My husband treats me real nice, he sends me to grammar school and etiquette school, and I think he treats me real nice."
They ask her, "Now honey, how does that treat you nice by making you work so hard in school? I don't think thats treating you very nice at all.
She simply replied, one of the first things they taught me in etiquette school was when I really whant to say Fu*k You, I learned to how to say "Well how nice."
that is a good one
Welcome back brother!!!